Goldilocks

Goldilocks is a supporting character on the T.V. series, Kite Man: Hell Yeah!. She is one of Queen of Fables fairytale characters from her storybook, who was accidentally released into the real world and placed under the care of Bane, gaining a bit of a father-daughter relationship.

Appearance[]

Goldilocks is a fair-skinned little girl with pink rosy cheeks. She has long, blonde hair with bangs and crystal-blue eyes. She wears a lilac-and-white polka-dot bow in her hair with a matching lilac dress that has a lilac-and-white polka-dot skirt, a white bow belt, white socks, and lilac shoes.

Biography[]

Kite Man: Hell Yeah![]

"Just Right, Hell Yeah!"[]

She first appeared when Queen of Fables used her storybook to summon the three bears in order to free Moe from his honey imprisonment from Insect Queen from the other night, where she place the book on the counter, and she popped out of it. There she tried to get her back in the book, but she refuses, so Queen has Bane watch over her while she went to the gym.

"To Get To The Other Side, Hell Yeah!"[]

Goldie is seen at the park with Bane, who warns her not to stare at screens all day as she asked for a lollipop. Later when Bane was telling a story involving Rebecca (as Princess Rebecca) which caught the attention of other moms and their kids, she shouted to get his attention in order to know what happened to her.

Then upon arriving at Noonan's Bar where Lex had his men attack the bar to find the Anti-Matter, she went upstairs to use the bathroom, but mistook the time travel one as the "DONUT" room as it had yellow tape that said "DO NOT" and she misread it.

"Hero Stuff, Hell Yeah!"[]

Goldilocks appeared out of the bathroom in the apartment in the 80's, where she encountered Rebecca (who she referred to as "Princess Rebecca Chan" from Bane's stories) who is seen doing aerobics while watching tv.

Harley Quinn[]

"Back to School"[]

Bane and Betty officially adopted Goldilock sometime in the past year and moved to Metropolis due to the good schools there.

In the present, they were throwing a princess-themed birthday party for Goldilocks at Vincent Edge's exclusive club. She meets Bane's old friend Harley Quinn and her shark godchildren when they attend the party. The hyperactive shark children eventually threw the party into chaos, biting off the limbs of several attendees and reducing Goldilocks to tears. However, Bane sympathized with the children.

"Bottle My Heart"[]

Goldilocks and Betty are on the balcony when Bane sees a homemade sign that reads "Heart U Dad" (meaning Love you, Dad).

"Frankette"[]

A note from Goldilocks's school about her interruption problems makes Bane personally visit the school and be accompanied by Frankette and Shaun, who Bane was entrusted with watching over. Bane argues with the Dutch Teacher about how Goldilocks's doesn't interrupt calls, but as he does, she interrupts him, wanting a snack. Hence, Bane tells her to eat the gluten-free snacks he packed her for. Goldi and her fellow students are caught in the crossfire of Brainiac's robots attacking the school. Throughout this, Bane protects her.

"Bottle Episode"[]

Bane mentions to Clayface, who was still impersonating "Perry", that Betty and Goldie have gone to Fawcett City to shop at the American Girl store.

The Mess is the Point[]

Goldi, Along with Bane and Betty (who is now pregnant with Bane's child) are seen at Harley's and Ivy's apartment in Gotham, where she is shown to be good friends with Shaun as she was seen chewing on teddy bear's ear. She then asked if Shaun want to be her boyfriend, which he rejected the idea. She was then taken by Bane and Betty.

Personality[]

She is a little girl with a particular personality. She says when something is "too... " until she gets it "just right." This makes others, like the Queen of Fables, find her annoying. She is naïve and doesn't know any better, as she accidentally revealed that Golden Glider had the Anti-Life Equation to her mother, Rebecca, who became interested in it and wanted her to tell her more about the "story" Bane told her in addition to entering the three bears' house, eating their food, and using their furniture in her fairytale story of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears."

She is slightly illiterate and unable to separate the words "do" and "not" when reading the caution tape blocking the time-travel bathroom, misreading it as "donut."

Episode Appearances[]

Kite Man: Hell Yeah![]

Season 1

Harley Quinn[]

Season 5

Trivia[]

She is mostly, if not directly, based on her counterpart in the original fairytale story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Due to escaping into the real world, she is the sole survivor of the apocalyptic destruction of the fairytale world in the Queen of Fables's book in "Hero Stuff, Hell Yeah!".
While it is implied that she can speak Dutch, she may only learn the word "Hallo" since it and "Hello" have the same meaning.